You might be a redneck if...
Your outdoor patio is the back of your pickup truck
You think that Tracy Byrd and Tracy Lawrence are brothers
You try to send a letter using food stamps
Your family tree is up on the post office wall
You have an "Unemployment For Dummies" book
Your wedding cake was shaped like a shotgun
Your coon dog is your beneficiary
Your refrigerator is covered with 3rd grade diplomas
You think that broadband is a wide belt
You think that a cataract is an expensive kind of car
You think that MASH was a cooking show
You have a "Paula Deen For President" bumper sticker
You don't have a bumper to put the sticker on....
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