I hear the voices again............
If a soldier eats too many condiments can he be "mustard" out of the Army??
If being heterosexual was politically correct, would we have to change the name of our Nation's capitol to Washington AC/DC??
If Penny Marshal had married Jack Benny she would be Penny Benny
If Leslie Caron had married Elvis Presley she would be Leslie Presley
You might be a redneck if you identify the "w.w.f." as the worldwide wrestling federation instead of the world wildlife fund
"The oil spill is with us today,
It never is going away;
If obama's in charge,
It will get very large,
Much to our country's dismay"!!
Oxymorons:
Liquid lunch
Retail discount
Limited visibility
Behind the scenes leader
Non- profit business
Stage door
Open season
Flight path
Sealed orders
Cowboy
Sound of silence
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