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Sunday, July 11, 2010

More oxymorons

Before I start, I need to clear up some confusion. The definition of oxymoron is NOT "a stupid bovine"...

Oxymorons:

Stop leak

Winged feet

Low bridge

New dynasty

Low standards

Squared circle

Short sermon

Day bed

Horse fly

Restricted access

Roaring fire

Installed options

Hands- off policy

Light work

Exact estimate

Probable cause

and finally; honest _______ (fill in the blank from among the following) politician, lawyer, used car salesman; or just say all of the above...

Oh, just one more, I can't leave it out, wait for it.....

SINCERE LIBERAL

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