Before I post this, I want assure all of you that I do not do drugs or drink alcohol. These thoughts often come to me at night in my sleep. Now please do not suggest that I start doing drugs and alcohol !!
If there was a tree fruit blight in France could we be seeing "The Last Mango in Paris" ??
There once was a man name of Barry,
Who was visited once by a fairy;
She was not fond of him,
So she made him real slim,
And told him he'd never be merry!
What would you name a plant that is also a great guitar player? Carlos Lantana
There once was a country; U.S.,
Whose leader created a mess;
But the people remembered,
And the man was "Novembered",
No thanks to his friends in the press!
What would you name a plant that also has pretty hair? Goldiphlox
I hope to live long enough to have my great grandchildren climb up on my lap and ask: " Who were these liberals that I read about in my history book"?
What would you name a fruit that is red in both color and political leanings? Straw-barry Obama
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