Clearing up some misinformation about obama...

Those of you who think that obama is a socialist are just plain wrong! Let me explain. According to my secret Harvard informant, when obama was a student at Harvard he liked to party a lot. He said to his friends at every chance, "I want to be on your social list!" A dark- hearted obama hater reported to the press that obama had said that "I want to be a socialist!". This accusation is obviously false and again you, the American public, are dumb and misinformed about our beloved Presitator. He has never given any reason for anyone to believe that he is indeed a socialist! I'm glad that I could clear this up for all of you out there, and I assure you that my level of support for obama will remain the same as it has always been!