Ramblings...

If you mix grape juice with apple juice and give it to wrestlers, would you call it "grapple juice"??



If you mix cranberry juice with apple juice to regulate your bowels, would you call it "crapple juice"??



Is it possible to neuter a newt ??



Wouldn't it be awful if we had to choose between Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin for president in 2012 ??



Was Obama thinking of Heinz Ketsup when he said he had visited all 57 states ??



If we annexed Cuba, Puerto Rico, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bermuda, the Bahamas and Jamaica, we would indeed have 57 states !!



Then we could could cede California, New York, Massachusetts, Illinois, New Jersey, Oregon and Michigan, and still have 50 mostly good states !!



How much is BP going to have to pay to the 12 foreign countries who have, after 70 days, been allowed by his eminence, Presitator Obama, to help with the gulf oil spill ??



Perhaps Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan should learn Kagan Cooperative learning techniques...(look it up if you don't understand this one)



If Taylor Swift married Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers she would be Taylor Swift Rivers...



If she married Melissa Rivers she would be...oh forget it...



They are thinking about bringing back the TV show "Grace Under Fire" with Ellen Degeneres and call it "Grace Under Ellen"....



I hear that several Republican Senators have tried to out for a part in the road production of "Bye Bye Birdie"...



How soon will it be before we have to refer to blackberries as african-american berries ??



Did you know that no illegal immigrants were harmed during the making of the 1939 movie "The Arizona Kid" starring Roy Rogers ??



If you crossed a donkey with Al Gore you would have:

(a) a dumb ass

(b) a story that wouldn't be reported by the media

(c) a potential democratic presidential candidate

(d) all of the above



The answer of course is (d)