(To fully understand this blog, you need to listen to the video that goes with this card. You can just google "black hole" or I am sure that you can catch it on You tube) I am weighing in on the NAACP Black hole graduation card controversy. I just listened to those little racists named "Hoops" and "Yoyo" and their racist speil (not). Come on Mr. Jenkins of the Los Angeles NAACP, did we both even hear the same playful banter, challenging ostensibly black graduates to conquer the world and conquer the universe? Apparently not! I did not hear the word black "whore" used, even though I tried to imagine that it was there, instead of the word "hole". Don't you people (oh, I'm sorry, did not mean to be racist by referring to you as "you people!") have more important issues to worry about like black underacheivement, black graduation rates, black unemployment; oh, and most importantly, those black- hearted conservative radio talk show racists!
I have the ultimate solution for this problem; take the term "black hole"( which is credited to a Princeton Professor and physicist, Manhattan project participant, and non- slave owner as far as I can determine, named John Archibald Wheeler) out of the lexicon and replace it with one of the following: Limbaugh's left ventricle, Beck's blood beater, O'Reilly's aorta, Hannity's hemithorax or finally, Savage's superior vena cava. By doing this, we will finally show that those racist Conservative talk show hosts have hearts that are indeed black holes!
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