Irony

So my wife Carol, whom I love dearly, says to me right out of nowhere today, "I want to die first because I couldn't live without you". I ALMOST said, I could feel the words forming on my lips, but fortunately they didn't come out, "so what date can I pencil in for you to die?" Actually, if I HAD said that, she probably would have been charged with my MURDER instead of her dying first. Talk about irony....