Sometimes I just want to have fun with my blog. When my wife and I are in NY we attend the Plymouth Church on County Route 21 between Walton and Franklin. A couple of weeks ago I saw the "Country Ten Commandments" posted on the wall. I have taken that idea and now present to you the "Redneck Ten Commandments"!!
1. Worship the one true God or y'ul end up in you know where...
2. Don't think about takin' yer neighbor's stuff or you might end up with a load of buckshot...
3. Cussin' ain't allowed if you don't want yer mouth washed out with lye soap...
4. Go to meetin' on Sunday after you finish yer chores...
5. No killin' 'ceptin' animals fer meat (and their ain't no season that you have to worry about either)...
6. Mind yer Maw and Paw or y'ul get the switch...
7. No hanky panky 'til yer hitched. 'Nuf said...
8. No takin' stuff that ain't yers...
9. No gossipin' 'bout other folks...
10. No worshippin' false idols such as fame an' wealth. You ain't any better than the rest of us folk...
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