"Global Warming Denier"

On a more serious note, this global warming lie has been shoved down our collective throats for an entire generation now. So here are my thoughts. Feel free to set the words to music, rap it, whatever. Here goes...

"Well I'm a global warming denier,
Don't want to be told by some old liar;
That I'm hurtin' things by using oil,
That our planet I will surely spoil.

(Chorus)
Global warming is a lie,
It's one that I just won't buy;
'Cause they can't look me in the eye,
That's the reason I deny!!

You know when volcanoes spew,
Their fire and ash as they will do;
They pollute the atmosphere,
More than man has all these years.

(Chorus)
Global warming is a lie,
It's one that I just won't buy;
"Cause they can't look me in the eye'
That's the reason I deny!

All the numbers that I read,
Were made up by a man you see;
Who has a book or stuff to sell,
He doesn't care what he will tell.

(Chorus again!!)
Global warming is a lie,
It's one that I just won't buy;
'Cause they can't look me in the eye,
That's the reason I deny!

I may sound like the lone ranger,
But polar bears are not in danger;
And greenhouse gas and ozone hole,
Will fix themselves, it's nature's role!

(Chorus)
Global warming is a lie,
It's one that I just can't buy;
'Cause they can't look me in the eye,
That's the reason I deny!

It's time that people took the power,
From leaders in their ivory tower;
Mother nature soon will rule,
She's someone that you just can't fool!

(Chorus)
Global warming is a lie,
It's something that I just won't buy;
'Cause they can't look me in the eye,
That's the reason I deny!"