Merry Christmas

Barney's leaving Congress,
Newt's running to be Prez;
I hear our current President,
Sometimes wears a fez.

Our debt is 15 trillion,
Good luck reducing that;
Economy's on life support.
The line is getting flat.

Obama's health plan's going down,
According to report;
But first we have to run it by,
Our vaunted Supreme Court.

And Cain is just like Clinton,
When it comes to chasing gals;
If Cain was just a Democrat,
I'm sure they'd be great pals.

And we don't need to worry,
About our Southern border;
Obama will fix everything,
With an executive order.

God's kicked out of schools,
And every institution;
Separating Church and State,
Ain't in the Constitution.

No more "Merry Christmas",
It's "Happy Holiday"
I guess we have forgotten,
The reason for that day.

Four more years of "Hope and Change"'
To finish what he started;
If  we don't vote him out this time,
Our freedom's all departed.

So I just want to say to all,
Whether far or near;
Or Christian, Muslim, Atheist,,
"Merry Christmas and Blessed New Year"!!