Rebels

Take the rebels' guns away,
So they can't fight another day;
And their opinion we will sway,
So that they just won't think that way!!

You know these folks are poorly trained,
Their thoughts are probably insane;
And we don't think they have the brain,
To come inside out of the rain!!

They just don't like the man in power,
They're getting stronger hour by hour;
Their disposition's turning sour,
At those up in their ivory tower!!

Who are these rebels who will fight,
For peace and freedom day and night;
To make their government do right,
To make it govern in the light??

Who are these rebels making plots,
Are they mid- east, rag- tag zealots??
By now you should connect the dots,
THEY'RE OUR TEA PARTY PATRIOTS!!