Campaign Slogans

Before we know it a bunch of Republicans will be lining up to run against our beloved Presitator (Obama). In the past there have been some memorable campaign slogans for candidates. A partial list would include:

"I like Ike": President Eisenhower in 1952;

" Win With Wilkie":  Candidate Wendell Wilkie vs. FDR in 1940;

"Peace and Prosperity": Eisenhower, 1956;

"A Chicken in Every Pot. A Car in Every Garage": Herbert Hoover, 1928;

"All the Way With LBJ": LBJ in 1964; and the famous

"Yes We Can": Obama, 2008. ( Although it turns out that we can't).

I have come up with some suggested campaign slogans for some likely candidates. Remember, you can't use them without paying me big bucks!! Some of these are for laughs only...

Sarah Palin:
"Failin' with Palin"
Whalin' with Palin"
"As Cute As Farrah, and She'll Fight Terra"
"Sara- military"

Newt Gingrich:
"Elect a Coot, Vote For Newt"
"Hide Your Loot, Here Comes Newt"
"Give Obama the Boot, Vote For Newt"
"He's a Brute, and He's So Cute"
"Be Astute, Vote For Newt"
"A Gingrich In Time Saves Nine"
"If You're Overrich Vote For Gingrich"
"Grinches For Gingrich"

Mitt Romney:
"America Needs a Retrofit; Vote For Mitt"
"If Mitt Don't Fit You Must Acquit"
 "Recommitt, Vote For Mitt"
"Vote for Mitt, Your Stock Will Split"
"Vote For Mitt or It's America's Obit"
"Don't Be a Twit. Vote For Mitt"
"Drive An Omni, Vote For Romney"

Mike Pence:
"Don't Be Dense, Vote For Pence"
"Get Off the Fence, Vote For Pence"
"Pence= Strong Defense"
"Show Your Sense, Vote For Pence"
"I Like Mike"

Tim Pawlenty:
"America: Land of P(aw)lenty"
"Be a Tim-wit, Not a Dim-wit"
"Go Out on a Limb, Vote For Tim"
"Fill America To the Brim With Tim"
"Make America Tim-biotic"

Mike Huckabee:
"If you're a wannabe vote for Huckabee"
"Don't be an S.O.B., vote for Huckabee"
"Let it be, Vote for Huckabee"
"Keep America Free, Vote For Huckabee"
"Hold the Dike, Vote for Mike"
"What's Not to Like About Mike"
"Vote for Mike or take a Hike"
"Mike: Leader of the Fourth Reich"
"Go On Strike, Vote For Mike"
" To be Heard, You Need a Mike"

Remember, most of these are in jest. Now how about slogans for some of our favorite Dems...

Hillary Clinton:
"Visit a Distillery, then Go and Vote For Hillary"
"Fire Your Artillery, Vote For Hillary"
"If You Like Shrill, Vote For Hill"
"If You Liked Bill, You'll Tolerate Hill"
"Get the Itch, Vote For the *****"

Joe Biden:
"Biden=Economy Slidin'"
"Vote for Biden, Your Debt Will Widen"
"Vote For Joe, Economy Will Slow"
"Vote For Joe, You'll Spend More Dough"
"Joe Means Jobs; Snow Jobs"

Barack Obama:
"I Hope You Change"
"Walk the Walk, Vote For Barack"
"The "Wright" Stuff"
"Keep the Drama, Vote For Obama"
"I Want  to Be Your Commissar When We Become USSR""

Feel free to add your own slogans to this list. The 2012 election promises to be lots of fun!!